my mil got some loon to call us and tell us about the dangers of dry food - as if she would feed the cat anything but this while we’re gone!! such a hypocrite also get ur nose out of our business, this guy is going on and on about gmos and shit like shut up
Anonymous asked:
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing
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movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe
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sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
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you’re invited to kick my ass!
date: any day (preferably soon)
time: anytime (again, as soon as possible)
place: anywhere
rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging
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